North Dakota

 This is definately typical of the North Dakota folks. 

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish
  scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years
  and came to ‘the conclusion that their ancestors already had
  a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

  Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed,
  British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after,
  headlines in the UK newspapers read:   “British archaeologists
  have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have
  concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
  communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots.”

  One week later, “The Times Record, a Valley City, North
  Dakota newspaper, reported the following:

  “After digging as deep as 30 meters in a corn field near Casselton,
  Ole Johnson, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found
  absolutely nothing.  Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years
  ago North Dakota had already gone wireless.”